Daniel Brent Patton

Product Content Strategy & UX Writing

But, far from wanting a break from screens when she exercises, she says she couldn’t possibly spend 55 minutes on the elliptical machine without “lots of things to do.” This includes relentless channel surfing.

“I switch constantly,” she said. “I can’t stand commercials. I have to flip around unless I’m watching ‘Project Runway’ or something I’m really into.”

That’s the line of the whole piece for me.

P-r-r-r-r-r-roject Runway.

Somebody please save us. Save us all.